Sunday, June 9, 2013

Walks with a limp

I'm listening to all the deep meaningful lyrics in these...



I'm listening to all the deep meaningful lyrics in these drake songs so I can better myself and start saving hoes. Say my name when you back that ass up. I started from the bottom but now I'm here, shutting shit down at the mall with no new friends.

Eyebrows like two thick hilly forests of love. I bet you have to gel them down. I bet you have to use firm hold hairspray. I bet you have to get the ends trimmed every 6 weeks. I bet you have to use no-lye relaxer on them.

My eyebrows are naturally silky and thicker than the rain forest

madhackrviper: holy shit how did they get away with this













madhackrviper:

holy shit how did they get away with this

touchingyourbuttons: She's sexy though!



touchingyourbuttons:

She's sexy though!

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tastefullyoffensive: [jackdiesel]



tastefullyoffensive:

[jackdiesel]

backtotruepoetry: morphinginthepuhsea: ghdos: mrjones91: str8...



backtotruepoetry:

morphinginthepuhsea:

ghdos:

mrjones91:

str8nochaser:

roropcoldchain:

peechington-marie:

blackladyblue:

With this video, Hart has become my favourite youtube person.

I can't breathe from the laughing.

seriously im so glad i watched this video! Lolol "quick question…."

I don't know who this person is but I AM CACKLING

Hart is fucking amazeballs

Crazy late night findings. Lol

I was NOT prepared for this video when I clicked play.

i reeeaaaally wasnt ready for this.

:[[[[[[[[[[[

Lmaoo

Ye ain't about that life



Ye ain't about that life

Although this "two disk" album costs almost triple...



Although this "two disk" album costs almost triple of just one I think I may have to go ahead and pull the trigger on this one. I can honestly say I've been in love with this woman through her voice since I was a child.

LMFAO oh God I really can't with this!



LMFAO oh God I really can't with this!

I've just been reminded that hyphy music was 8 years ago....



I've just been reminded that hyphy music was 8 years ago. I'm in a sentimental mood now.

If the train is empty and you sit directly across from me I can...



If the train is empty and you sit directly across from me I can only assume you're a pedophile. Note to self: buy a rape whistle.

I caught this woman taking an instagram selfie which amused me...



I caught this woman taking an instagram selfie which amused me and this song happened to come up shortly after hahaha perfect timing shuffle feature.

Here's a picture of my car instead of another pic of...



Here's a picture of my car instead of another pic of myself in bed. She is the reason behind my 6 month depression. It's actually unfair to blame her because it was my negligence that put her in the comma that she's in now. My corporate job pays me just enough to pay my bills but keeps me from taking pictures and making enough money to bring her back to life. I've legitimately been awake all night just thinking about if I should sell/junk her for a new project or if I should cherish her and do everything I can to keep her. I need wheels but it's fun being able to say I own a vintage BMW. I love you Etta James.

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Nothing like a Guinness after a long day (at Grape & Grain...



Nothing like a Guinness after a long day (at Grape & Grain Co.)

vanillish: I want a relationship like this i normally try not...



vanillish:

I want a relationship like this

i normally try not to reblog dick pics other than my own but this is too funny

gentledom: Come, follow my lead, you know you are safe with...



gentledom:

Come,

follow my lead,

you know you are safe with me

and I'll lead you

to places

you never knew

existed.

Come!

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